Now boarding...

Good afternoon and welcome aboard Flight ACCT11059 to the Use of Accounting for Decision Making. Your pilot today is Emily Potts and the weather for our destination is clear with a chance of income statements.

Now please make time for the safety announcements: the exits are located to the top left and right hand corners (being the back page button and red exit cross, respectively). Life vests are located under your seats and there is to be no smoking aboard this flight.

Please fasten your seatbelts, and thank you for flying Air Accounting.